takes two to tango

yes yes... been a while...
but hey! at least i'm back. in a matter of speaking anyway...

the complexities of my loss of internet access still baffle the considerate techies at parksquare. so while i've been dwelling on the loss of my metallic confidant (pathetic sounding, ain't it?) i've loss contact with well, pretty much everything.

1. i can't check my emails.
ok, so that doesn't sound much, but for someone constantly bombarded by the notifications of evil people from the world of penis enlargements and online dating conspiracies, checking email has to be kinda constant specially when i'm waiting for mail other than walang kamatayan chain letters and sob stories.

[email#1] JOB OPPORTUNITY AT...
[email#2] OPENING AT...
[SPAM] PENIS ENLARGEMENT. MAKE YOUR WOMAN HAPPY NOW.
[email#3] POSITION AVAILABLE SEND YOUR RESUME TO...

2. i can't chat.
i'm a chaddict, undeniable. i think the lure of checking people out on the web is about as strong as me needing a job right now--yes yes yes... i can hear the tsk tsk tsk right now.

my medreppy friend would be the first on that tsk-tsk'er list.

[medreppy] (complete with a smirk and a nudge) ey, glads. how many of those people in your phonebook aren't chatters?
[g] hold on. (scrolling down on phonebook) uhm... there's... MOMMY... my sisters... uh....
[medreppy] wag na. that's going to take long pa. make me libre na lang.

oh what wonderful friends.

3. speaking of friends, i can't check friendster.
yes... friendster. at one point or another, i joined in a couple of "communities" that would connect me to even more people and thus proving that it IS a small world after all. i've forgotten what other stuff i've joined in, but funny enough, i stuck to friendster and ok, the occasional myspace.

[ASL] ey you have friendster?
[g] yeah i do. :)
[ASL] can i add you?

medyo i don't know pa this person. haaay wuteber....

[g] sure.

sigh... the possiblities are endless... and i'll get back to them some time. i need to find other outlets for my boredom.