takes two to tango
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
one dreary tuesday afternoon...
Things to do in Starbucks when you're bored:
1. Start texting people on your cellphone and let them know that you're bored. Hint heavily at being all alone and being bored.
2. Collect Starbucks tissue and create an origami zoo or at least something that resembles one.
3. Play Triple Pop on your cellphone and say "BOOM!", "POW!", "SCORE!" everytime you get points. Say them loudly.
4. Get a few cups of water, set them on the table in front of the empty seats, and have a "tea party" with your imaginary friends.
5. Grab a tray and start clearing up tables for new customers and cough discreetly for a tip. (Money and something to do!)
6. If you're at a seat by a glass wall, stick your face on the glass and mash your face around making faces at the passers-by.
7. If you're at a seat by a glass wall, get tissue paper and write "Save Me!!!" by borrowing a pen from the counter and stick it on the glass complete with puppy dog eyes when someone passes by.
*NOTE: Borrowed pens can lead to other interesting things to do.
8. Get packets of sugar, brown and white, and empty them in separate tissues, tie them off and label each one for all the people you're giving gifts to this Christmas.
9. Get coffee stirrers and try tying each one into a knot like a cherry stem. With your tongue.
10. Sleep on one of their couches or armchairs, and snore loudly.
1. Start texting people on your cellphone and let them know that you're bored. Hint heavily at being all alone and being bored.
2. Collect Starbucks tissue and create an origami zoo or at least something that resembles one.
3. Play Triple Pop on your cellphone and say "BOOM!", "POW!", "SCORE!" everytime you get points. Say them loudly.
4. Get a few cups of water, set them on the table in front of the empty seats, and have a "tea party" with your imaginary friends.
5. Grab a tray and start clearing up tables for new customers and cough discreetly for a tip. (Money and something to do!)
6. If you're at a seat by a glass wall, stick your face on the glass and mash your face around making faces at the passers-by.
7. If you're at a seat by a glass wall, get tissue paper and write "Save Me!!!" by borrowing a pen from the counter and stick it on the glass complete with puppy dog eyes when someone passes by.
*NOTE: Borrowed pens can lead to other interesting things to do.
8. Get packets of sugar, brown and white, and empty them in separate tissues, tie them off and label each one for all the people you're giving gifts to this Christmas.
9. Get coffee stirrers and try tying each one into a knot like a cherry stem. With your tongue.
10. Sleep on one of their couches or armchairs, and snore loudly.
posted by glady at 10/05/2004 02:38:00 PM
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