Shrill... (Or if you have a better title, post in it comments.)

I haven't said this
in quite a while
But some girls' tiny voices
really ain't my style.
I find it grating
and painful to the ear
When I hear normal-sized people
force their voices to sound queer.
For some this sounds mean
and really quite biased
But I can't help it when groups of them compete
to see who laughs the highest.
Maybe some of them
were born with that kind of voice box
But it's no longer cute
when girls force if like they've got squeezed c*cks.
Isn't it difficult
to keep up the cute charade?
When I hear you
I feel like cutting someone with a blade.
I didn't come here to listen
to you act cutie patootie
But if your office mate wasn't gay
he'd leave you like you've got cooties.
I don't think any client would take you seriously
If they heard you now, they'd pull their business out immediately.
That tacky tight suit and voice like a apower puff girl
would be just enough to make anyone hurl.
Maybe you should stick to trying to look professional
The squeaky voice and your business suit just makes you look mental.