takes two to tango

Saturday, March 12, 2005

bunny wabbits galore

Everyone else has had more sex than me...

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Corporate chambers and office amore.

Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.
Our lives have to die

Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.
Then dies on the spot

His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f^ck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Does anyone else get that feeling?
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Does everybody else get that feeling?
...
Does everyone think
...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

cute flash animation... something about them bunny wabbits...

like rivermaya said,

"rodeo uh oh oh oh, like the buffaloes do it by the wishing well, 'cause they haven't got money for a cheap motel. rodeo uh oh oh oh, what sweeter thing could happen to a boy an' girl? we gotta do it like mechanical rabbits from hell, yeah..."

we used to have a lot of bunny wabbits as pets... but, like the dogs we usually have, my mom avoided getting both male and female. not that our bunnies ever turned androgynous, but i'm sure they weren't as happy as they could've been. which, i assume lead to their untimely deaths...

our last rabbit was named Sugar. 'cause it was white. i forget how Sugar died (but something about rats keep nagging me at the back of my mind). among the things i recall about Sugar was that he kept on slipping on the tiles--not at all like Thumper, from the movie Bambi, whenever he'd slide on the ice--whenever i brought him in the house. Sugar also had an abnormally gruesome lower tooth that grew like a tusk above his lip. intewesting weally.

now the only bunnies in our household are of the stuffed variety: Velveteen, Easter, and Killer Bunny--he's a puppet, beware of those unguarded moments when he could be humping on your neck or leg.

in fact, Killer Bunny reminds me a lot of the bunnies in the flash animation. well maybe not every bunny. maybe #34 or #67. certainly not the pianist--poor bunny wunny.

hmm.. come to think of it, i also know a couple of people who can relate with bunny #1...

anyway, watch the flash. it's weally weally cute. gotta love those rascalyl wabbits...

posted by glady at 3/12/2005 12:59:00 AM

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